I just puked in the walgreens aisle buying gatorade and advil for my hangover... i guess i failed
stayed up to watch the sunrise..saw an albino taking shots on the quad..it's like there's a whole new world of people out there just waiting to meet us
he was shitfaced drunk and couldn't walk but could still recite the top 10 in order from the first season of american idol. impressive
Awesome morning. I just met my boyfriend's wife, should I have shaken her hand or was the hug a tad over the top?
I was more concerned about the amount of mcdonalds fries on the floor around me than i was with my lack of clothes.
So I passed out with my boxers on in the hotel jacuzzi at 5am.. The manager who kicked me out was pretty cute so I left my name and number for her at the front desk. I'm giving it a 50/50 she calls.
Drunkkker than when I told the drag queen she was prettier than me
no you're not allowed back
come on. everbeers was a great idea. you fucks had a great night
So instead of asking me for my number, he asked for my dad's because he wanted to "thank the man that helped create those tits."
That's how you know it was a good night if two months later you finally realized your skirt never made it home and you found out where it was.
Your biggest crisis right now is that you can't decide whether to keep hooking up with AN NFL PLAYER or try to rekindle your relationship with your ex. You are a walking white girl problem.
Dude, I passed out on the side walk, lost my phone and shirt, and walked 12 miles home after I disappeared from the club
Nothing better then waking up to multiple snap stories of people doing body shots of tequlia off of you
i woke up with a shamrock tattoo on my wrist and a fat bruise on my hipbone. please tell me its not real.
My roommate just angrily told the cat he should have knocked, but that's not lockdown madness. They're always like that.
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