i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
I wake up every morning and wish that I didn't have to wear a bra
In case you were wondering...putting everclear into a humidifier DOES get you really really drunk.
I think I just got a contact from my own exhale. Def dying.
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
We didn't have a blender so we made the margaritas by running over a garbagebag full of ice with the car and then stirring it with a knife in a French-press coffee pot. CAN YOU SAY RESOURCEFUL?
A girl at the bar is wearing green body paint instead of a shirt. Where are you?!
Shitshow foam night was such a success
Everyone is speaking Spanish and this 300 hundred pound chick is talking about the time she got out of prison... Fuck this place
Yeah she let me pull the goalie and wear my USA flag like a cape since it was the first day of the world cup
You took motorboating me in public to a whole new level. You poured your beer down my top and LAPPED IT UP.
There was a comma in between her and dick. I was calling you a dick. Jesus.
Yeah but you let me touch your butt. You're clearly the winner.
I gave him breakup sex, AGAIN
Remember those neighbors I thought were FBI agents? Turns out they're DEA.
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