On my way, I hope you have alcohol for me to blame stuff on...
Someone just asked me to go to the dining hall for dinner and he will use one of his swipes to pay for my meal. i think this is a college version of a date
i found a beer bottle on top of the urinal, peed in it and put it back... if anyone gets drunk enough to fall for it they deserve it
I just saw a girl walking up the hill with a little red wagon full of booze... I want to be in her study group.
every single one of us blacked out. we woke up the next morning and it was like the night never happened. IT'S STILL A MYSTERY
It smells like ranch
Must be all the white people
THERE IS THE SEXIEST BEARDED MAN HERE. I CAME EVERYWHERE.
pain. pain everywhere. this is why throwing yourself at concrete is a bad idea.
I learned so much about myself in that shower.
Nothing bonds a father and daughter like washing her puke off the front steps
You've got to be fucking kidding me. Do you think "Husband drunkenly pees all over floors" is reasonable grounds for divorce? So pissed off right now.
She's Jesus crazy. And one if not more other forms of crazy. She's 2.5+ crazy.
How drunk are you?
Completed.
She started crying, nearly punched a guy, started smoking multiple cigarets backwards and broke the slide on her bong. Why do I always end up babysitting the crazy ones?
Just landed in Atlanta. Still drunk. I can't feel my face
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