Fucking hipsters really piss me off man. They are just such punk as bitches, all of them. Oh, and fuck Ed Hardy too.
I'm talking handstands, sex in broad daylight, waking me up in the middle of the night. CRAZY
handstands? WTF?
she was a gymnast
go to hell.
Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
I know you are passed out now but when you wake up in the morning your keys are in the freezer and your probly gunna want to apologize to your gf...
foreplay: 7 minutes. sex: 3 minutes. cuddling: 10 minutes. getting dressed: 5 minutes. commute: 5 minutes.
When he came he sounded like a flock of birds hitting puberty
You threw a hot dog at his face...I wouldn't call you either.
Did someone do a keg stand in my bathtub?
What does puking wasabi feel like?
Like snorting cocaine backwards.
I plan on having so much gay sex in our house while you gone.
Hey ask him if he likes swappy seconds
You dove at him but passed out mid dive. Shame it wasnt a costume party your superman suit wouldve been clutch in the situation
I'm planning our wedding on the computer and our threesome on my phone. At the same time.
ok but bondage is pretty much my easy mode
He fucked me while wearing a unicorn horn. I think I have found the one...
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