For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
I just answered "If only I knew" for a quiz in criminology, she loved it. I got an A
He looked at me like he has never had a girl throw up on him before.
Thanks for stopping me from doing a one man keg stand by myself clad in only a towel. that probably wouldve ended badly.
I'm at the gas station where we got beef jerky and condoms. The fact that those two are in the same sentence makes me love you more.
He sent me an email apologizing for sleeping with her...and by that I mean he sent a picture of his dick to my school e-mail
Come back. She's looking through naked pics of his exes on his phone and questioning him about them and I'm too drunk to walk away.
I'll be on pinterest all night planning crafty things to do with my cats in 10 years.
Solid. Can't put a price on good times
You can and it's called a liver.
And amler is totally snoring loud as fuck sitting on the steps with her feet in a puddle of soda puke
You rope them in with the looks and the boobs, and I'll bore them into submission with random trivia. We can't lose.
All I remember is allowing my uber driver to pull over on the side of the road to give me a massage. I was alone
What happened?
New Orleans
Every time
high I am. I am yoda. Yoda I am
Heels with jeans turned Casual Friday into Casual Sex With My Boss Friday
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