I would pay so much money for a video of you fucking a sheep
A "Tom-vomit" is when you puke but cough as it comes up, so you close you mouth as a natural reaction and the vomit is jet-propelled out your noise.
We should discuss this later when sobriety has returned. Right now he's just like a distant cousin.
Ask her if it hurt when she broke through earths crust as she ascended from hell
Martha Stewart has had a one night stand and is unsure if she's had a threesome. I no longer feel slutty.
I woke up sandwiched between them, all of us naked, and they were just sharing a cigarette, a donut, and the paper like it was just some normal post-threesome Sunday brunch.
I definitely don't remember licking the drag queens boob.
Ain't no cockblock like hearing the word"HOOODOOORR!" shouted from the bedroom floor while in the middle of sex.
you were acting out moves from the wwe, in a dress. then you sceamed "you can't see me" and ran out of the apt.
This is not a test of the emergency warning system. He has broken my vagina. I repeat he has broken my vagina. Damn it was good.
I had a dream that you were telling me how good you are at parkour and legit you were doing it just like Michael Scott...
I'm pretty sure she tried to draw a self portrait out of her vomit. Then you tried to help, but passed out in the vomit.
I just volunteered myself to get tazed this should get interesting
He thought reverse cowgirl meant he dressed up as a cowgirl. Honestly, it was more creepy than funny
I did not marry a roomba.
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