Does it still count as a "walk of shame" if it's only 1am?
I need to stop researching the drugs I do on Wikipedia. The parts about abuse and dependency hit too close to home
he asked me if i "normally slept like that" because i was curled up in a ball facing the wall. then he told me that i woke up in the middle of the night and said "oh my god. i forgot you were here." how did he not understand that i didn't want him in my bed.
Well i have to fuck at least one of your roommates this year to keep the tradition alive.
You tried to poop in the sink last night.
Judging by what she did last night, I would say at least 4 of them have mono now.
I used to not like fucking fat girls but with her gut clapping against her boobs, its like a standing ovation ever time.
We are, if nothing else, classy enough to leave our 10 mini bottles of wine in a polite line on the floor of the movie theater.
I'm so hungover that if we go to panera, I'll probably get a bread bowl to throw up in.
I remember just enough about last night to wish I didn't remember anything.
I was wondering, is there any way to hook up a lawn hose to a keg?
I mean I'm so obviously classy currently laying in bed watching a movie while finishing my drink from last night
I just connected with one of your drug dealers on LinkedIn.
It's like an adderall Houdini. Right when you think you have a deal he disappears
Random pof guy just messaged me initiating a Pokemon battle. Want to be a bridesmaid?
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