what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
I'm not saying he's gay. Just that he prob knows what a dick tastes like
I want to apologize 3 days in advance for what's about to take place on St. Patrick's day.
think they'd let him outta jail for my wedding? we could have him back by like midnight....
Where was your thought process?
Drowning in my hangover.
You said that you were drinking out of a pan, and then went on to apologise to 'Jesus and all the other guys' for drinking on a Sunday.
I feel so much better about my break up knowing that he's having his 26th birthday at Rollar kingdom\n
Just threw up in the MSO airport men's room. We're at that point this morning.
In case you were wondering how drunk I was last night, there was an unopened slim Jim in front of my door and I ate it.
If you fall asleep, my vagina and I will never forgive you.
how come you came home with "Amanda owns this" written on your forhead
You're finding a boat, I'm going to sleep with a guy that lives above a bar and has 24 hour access. We are really nailing this adulting thing
His dog was laying on the bed and he said we could have sex as long as we didn't disturb his dog. My life is pathetic
So if he doesn't show up do we eat his birthday cake? Because I'm stoned and wrestling is on. What's the proper protocol
She squirted. We were both surprised. I'm that good.
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