Most awkward thing ever: Meeting your BattleShits opponent post war.
he was actually really polite. he asked before he came on my chest because he "wasn't sure my stance on it".
I knew she could be a good mother by the way she craddled three 40oz's.
he's legally blind and likes the sound of my voice, good enough for me.
i put his shirt in a ziplock bag to preserve his smell
please tell me you are kidding me
She hash tagged the word blow job in her text. Tonight's going to be good.
I'm having horrible flashbacks of being groped by Pauly Shore.
Is this the girl that wrote "Poon Slayer" across my chest?!
Yeah. I mean it wasn't that awkward. I just made conversation like there was absolutely no lack of pants.
I just singed the hair in my nose trying to re-light a joint. now all i can smell is burnt hair. day ruiner
haha all our friends are at the carnival and I'm on stage dry humping a 40 year old
Walking towards a police car with full spotlights on you while being fully erect..awkward exp. for both parties
I shit like a lady though so that rarely happens
He got me off while watching hockey. He's a keeper.
I'm eating go-gurt and drinking beer alone in the dark. This is why you shouldn't marry young.
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