Mr. Last Night just informed me I told him to be very quiet when he left this morning and high-fived him as a goodnight kiss. Drunk me is slutty and manly.
the jail released me with 39 mardi gras beads. I need details.
my Prof for my bio lab has his lab coat collar popped. it's 8 am and im too hungover for this guy
how should i feel about a person who brings a box of eggo waffles on the plane as a carry on?
Making a drinking game out of jeopardy does not mean you studied..
Theres was an instant understanding between us being drunk on the trampoline at four in the morning and the people walking down the road at the same time
This is stressing me out. I feel like I need to eat the dick.
We had hangover sex and then I called a taxi home. Told him I didn't want his number because, if it was meant to be, we would fuck again. He called me the queen of one night stands.
Just saw some dude tumble down the stairs of the bar while leaving...fist pump...and then sprint down the road
Once I hang curtains in my truck bed that'll be feasible
We had sex on the playground and then walked around his neighborhood grading houses based on their Christmas decorations
I think that maybe Alyssa may of had too much to drink. is it normal for her to straddle random people in quizno's?
I continue to impress myself. Also I'm probably pregnant
Should we make a shared Google doc list of places we want to fuck? Like a scavenger hunt?
I'm drunk and kinda wanna go home but now I have to go have more sex, my boxers are in the dryer
Randomize
