we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
Just got caught pissing on a plant in her room while she was in the shower first word out of my mouth were my bad
Maybe if you date her you can take a dump on her
you kept begging me not to tell anyone you had been a bat in another life
do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
you were on all fours yelling at the earth to stop spinning.
Dude, dont worry about the lamb fetus in the fridge.
What?
Just dont open the beer drawer.
I found a horn on the street but it's okay I disinfected it with vodka
Absolutely. Last time I signed up for a softball league I had sex with my high school economics teacher.
You need to let him know my only agenda is coke and sadness.
I feel that the drunker I get, the drunker Facebook gets.
Bitch, it's 2 in the afternoon.
Really? A fat girl?
I'm walking her back. Chill out.
She is a nice girl okay. For some reason we are in my room though.
Just saw a couple chasing each other on lawn mowers. Oh South Knoxville.
There's like a dolphin trainer convention here or something. I will parlay this trip to Vegas into riding Shamu if its the last thing I do.
i just took a huge shit in old main. i think my college bucketlist is finished.
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