so im kinda of nervous about the whole bust inside event last night
She said she didn't want to have sex because she was so torn up about "this whole NBC thing."
Just hungoverly hit my funny bone with a hot straightener. Triple threat.
I hope the prosecutor is a dude cause my lawyer is hot.
I have to take his virginity. It's what God put me on earth for. It's my life mission.
You claimed your dick was a divining rod, spun in a circle 3 times and walked into the bar you stopped in front of...consequently there was a bikini shoot going on
We made a water bong out of a wine bottle... Being an architect major finally payed off.
Well for better or worse the home brew is almost done, want to get drunk/loose your sight tonight?
My car windows are covered in lube. Happy 4th of July!
why does drunk me think that doing things like throwing up on my desk and all over my 15 page lab report is okay
leads to pukin, then cryin, then 24hr masturbatin binge, then cryin again and finally a combination of all 3
I've come to the conclusion that my issue is I'm not fucking a guy with a headboard
It's alright. I'm just trying to make her realize you're not good enough for her.
test was negative. but nancy drew has yet to solve the case of the missing period.
I'm making a sandwich topless right now. Remind me again why I don't have a boyfriend?
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