Apparently i was the first person to introduce her to her clitoris. Needless to say...they hit it off great
YOU GOT EVICTED FROM A TRAILER PARK!?!? WTF!!!!!
If you're still on campus there's a jack and coke in the bathroom of fondren science Bldg. Too strong to bring to class.
Was rudely woken up by strangers at 4:15am. I was leaning against the stoplight at 9th
my tonsil wound opened up during the kegstand but i stopped it with a popsicle
make sure nobody uses the downstairs toilet. i like to have an unused toilet for the weekends. dont shit where you puke i always say.
No, but I woke up here and my pockets are full of raisins. Like 6 different pockets.
Why is Kyle using one of my nieces as a blunt object to provoke and attack my other niece?
I like how I get messages from eharmony at the same time I'm looking for a new vibrator. It's like the powers that be are just trying to make my life ironic.
I watched her follow him out of the bar, chase him around the corner and literally throat punch him. It was awesome.
can we for just one second remember that I played with a homeless man's rat at st marks?
I thought we were but then I freaked myself out. So I kind of geared him up for take off and then cancelled the launch
yea but i missed the pot and poured the boiling water on my dick. shit hurts. aint nothin easy about that mac
I just wanna suck his dick on my balcony ya know
My boss's toddler just went through my bag and found your vibrator...you owe me a drink.
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