no morals, dignity, or self respect ... just an empty condom wrapper and a facebook request
Currently having a discussion about how bad cheating is with the girl im dating and the girl im fucking. This might be a sign that i need to reassess my life
I thought pig tail meant you were suppose to grab on to it when getting BJ
I'm looking at pot farms on google earth. Google should be proud I found a real purpose for it to serve.
all i remember is screaming butter knifes are for pussies.
My dora the explorer band aid does not cover up the shame i feel right now
that's why i use the vibrator in the tanning bed. multitasking. plus then my rooms doesnt know how pathetic of a life i lead.
Yeah. It's a great diet plan tho. Just have sex every time you get hungry.
We hooked up. It felt slightly wrong considering he is my foreign exchange student but there's a reason America imports. Foreigners got the goods.
The only pictures I have are of me being stoned or me looking like a man, which do you prefer?
I was just thrown into the pool and now I'm surrounded by men... You would think this is the dream but I'm just confused
I just drank beer out of an old Vicodin bottle hoping to catch some residue. That's how finals week is going
My neighbor came out@4am in a pink nite gown n clotheslined a punk on a mo-ped w/her mop handle, then just walked back in her house like she just checked the mail. MILF 1 PUNK 0
He casually compared computer science to childbirth and I was like "hey, as someone who has wanted to fuck you for six months now, could you please never talk about childbirth ever again"
Consume your own penis you ugly freak.
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