Well if yoir are still awake and secided to drink... You may aswell drink
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She was sucking his dick at Seacrets outside bar in front of all of us...her friends kept coming over crying and yelling "Tiffany stop it"
"Worlds Wildest Videos" should be called "Crazy White People"
so i told him i have my period and he put his head by my vagina and said "I HATE YOU!"
Cant decide who was more of a mess the morning after... me when i passed out in the bathroom stall or you when you sprayed yourself down with hairspray thinking it was sunblock
She gave 2 thumbs up when Nirvana came on the radio while blowing me in the bathroom
God gave him joint rollers for hands
I just want to jump into a ballpool of dicks now.
So then I proceeded to the kitchen to make my "specialty," which consisted of a frozen veggie burger topped with peanut butter. I guess he ate it too.
I found your Halloween costume. I think you shit yourself last night
Just came so hard my back cracked. Other women are totally missing out if they don't masturbate.
It's like an adderall Houdini. Right when you think you have a deal he disappears
Hope everything goes ok. If it makes you feel better, I straightened vomit into my hair and killed a bird earlier.
You and your dick were a topic of high regard tonight
He passed out with his shoes on 20 minutes till midnight, and I didn't have a sharpie so I took the cheese whiz and filled his exposed ass crack.
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