Dude, I'm in her bathroom and there's crab shampoo... is it worth the risk?
You're missing what this discovery implies... she's got a fucking bush.
I wish there were wingman of the year awards.
capris are just wrong
its like "what can i possible wear to make myself look short and fat? Oh I know!!"
Planned Parenthood should have gift certificates.
you know that hot chick that stutters? talk about an awkward orgasm
he's got a countert top full of yard sale blenders so id say maragita wednesdays is a go.
It's nice to see a girl prepared for the walk of shame. She brought headphones
was this before of after we tobbganned into that tree?
I think I reached optimum potential when I summersaulted straight into a kiddie pool.
No, earlier you attempted Jenga with everyones shoes.
We could have had it all. And by all I mean sex in your Toyota Corolla.
All my money is going towards making my vagina hairless
Worth it.
I'm going to be an 8 year old girl down there foreverrrr #fountainofyouth
So I just sent my ex a video snap chat of me getting head from some Venezuelan hottie with the caption I still love you. Think she'll take me back?
But seriously I don't know. I haven't seen her since I gave her back her 3 blind mice stick, and she just started hitting everybody with it.
Idk I was embarrassed that I hit it too hard so I played it off by spitting out bong water like a 'whales blowhole'
To be honest, waking up to 20 naked people in my house was not the weirdest thing to happen to me in the past 24 hours
You were wearing a sequin mini, with Tevas. And you still got laid.
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