i seriously hope you fucking die....you are the worst.
SHit! Sorry, sent to wrong person
You're my little dorito
I really should sober up and deal with this hangover
It seems to be one of those life decisions I'm perfectly content never making though
Just tried to use the bottle of Sprite in my car as mouthwash to get the taste of puke out of my mouth- it's half vodka. Puked again. Thanks man.
lesson learned: don't narrate out loud about how a girl is giving you head while she's doing it
At Grandmas for dinner. She is drinking a smirnoff ice. As soon as I saw it I had to stop myself from yelling chug.
Also, if you all get arrested i'm coming to laugh at you because i don't have the money for bail.
I have grass duct taped all over my body
I'm going for high school drunk, you've got 15 minutes to get here.
Bought asot tix too. After Saturday I'm gonna be reborn like Jesus and no drugs until edc
Lets both be adults and never talk about last night again.
it was like fucking a Mumford & Sons song
I am going to be so excited tomorrow when I find this box of crayons in my purse
Captain and coke. And it's not drinking alone cuz i have a dog
If its not for food we ain't going out.
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