I have to look really hot tonight because my personality is going to suck.
sometimes when i'm walking through campus i wonder how many of these people have seen me puke
the lady in the checkout infront of me had a case of beer, two 40 oz, and activia...really??i dont' think irregularity is her problem
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
just taught 3 girls from korea how to fist pump on chat roulette.
He screamed "Oh boy! Oh boy!" during climax.
The guy in the library beside me just whipped out an entire loaf of bread, a knife and a container of peanut butter and is proceeding to make multiple sandwiches.
They're like penises that have been put in a blender.
So I'm probably the first guy in history to tap out of a blowjob.
you just kept saying 'take out my tanks' and tell the cab driver to go slower, i have no idea what you were talking about but i'm glad you had fun.
Hu mahhiw im so tired.i just got done. In fo dleepu. Aaaaaaahh. I qisj my mom filmed me. In axtunf so funny
We really have to stop convincing people tazing is the cool thing to do.
I cooked you Mac and cheese when I was drunk and drugged. That counts for about 4 meals. Try harder
Now back to adults eating hotdogs.
I no longer believe that the road to self esteem is through his penis.
Randomize