Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
Scared. last time someone tried to talk me into they said it tastes like tapioca and i projectiled onto a closed window
right before he came he said "im ganna fill your stocking" nothing like holiday spirit!!
are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
you sat up and said "i'm the worst kind of roommate, the drunk kind"
I made him sleep with a condom on and i passed out on the carpet with only a bra on.
Did you just buzz the apartment and throw shit at the window? Josh and rob came into my room and woke me up
Fuck you Ian. U owe me $3.65 cuz thasts what I thfrew at ur window trying to wake ur ass up. And fuck u for not giving a shit
Now that I'm single, I like to think of myself as in a relationship with Taco Bell.
I'm trying to ve beat feiesnd sent.
I convinced a shit ton of people I was a russian foreign exchange student to get free drinks. I knew learning those accents would come in handy.
What! You have to go to class. Otherwise, you're wasting money that could have been spent on weed. Gotta get that shit in perspective.
All I'm sayin is that I don't want to raise anything. Or deal with anything. Or having anything come out of my vagina. I mean, I don't think that's asking too much.
Had sex on the beach last night with a drug dealer. win-win-win situation
He burst in the bathroom while I was peeing to hand me my beer I was looking for earlier tht night. And my pants were already down so I thought why not
I’m tired of his bullshit and premature ejaculation. I’m going to hotel bars and finding a guy who is DTF
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