Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
basically theres shrimp everywhere. splattered on the walls, in the carpet, its bad. ohh theyre never gonna get the smell out.
in my lab write-up should i mention that i watered my plant with tequila?
ok. can u leave the new roommate a list of instructions for me? like what i need to be fed and when i need to be exercised?
Corn dogs constantly. And all.the time
I remember nothing of last night, but I did manage to figure out which frats I went to by the trails of straw across campus.
I kept calling him escargot instead of Estaban..I don't think that was the wisest choice.
Come over we're celebrating the one month anniversary of her first 4/20
We're gonna have screwdrivers in a cab at 4am?
Is that weird?
This message brought to you by inappropriate slogans. Cotton candy, melting in your mouth like boners.
I just watched my mom get dick on Skype.
That d should have definitely been an s.
Hey are you going to the pride parade? If so get me a shit ton of condoms
We had an in depth conversion about the best way to take a dick pic. Both with and without mirrors.
This is what happens when you leave: I get all vulnerable and I make out with the cowboy to shut him up about Jesus.
Cheese, the small of a woman's back, the universe, mountains, vampiric demons, sleep, and dreams.
I seriously just rolled a joint on my high school diploma. I feel like I've come so far.
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