..now you can marry chaz and be in cher's family..
yeah n i dont have to pretend to be into chicks to do it now...
I don't even know what he looks like, all i've seen of him is his dick
the rest of him looks just as crooked
do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
She said she's saving anal for marriage cuz she has to save something for her husband...seriously just caught myself lookin at rings.
Just rolled over and found your boyfriend in bed with me. Is mine at your house?
I have bruises covered in glitter and someone just asked me if I realized I'm bleeding from both ears. This is awkward.
he's definitely still old enough to be your dad. even your grandfather, if you come from a line of juvenile delinquents
cocks speak louder than words, as they say
Nobody says that.
It's a little sad/awesome that I scored coke within 60 seconds of walking in the bar.
The student becomes the teacher.
The horniest man in the world doesn't want sex as bad as I want pizza right now.
Apparently when the cops arrived I was standing over him in the bathroom yelling, get the fuck up you piece of shit. Beer still in hand.
This is what happens when you leave: I get all vulnerable and I make out with the cowboy to shut him up about Jesus.
Hey, YOU try working out drunk every night! Besides, I think at least one of those bruises is a hickey.
Dont care about too tired for sex, thank you for leaving your laser pointer. I have now determined both my cats are stupid.
His ass is a ten, but his personality is a two. Which would average to a six if I didn't have to figure in apologizing to all and sundry. In short hard no. Get a new wingman.
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