Just found my girlfriend's stash of animated Japanese porn
And to think, I actually considered breaking up with her
talked to my RA about stamps and mailmen again. when do you think she'll realize that i only talk to her when i'm high?
Oh god. There is a bite mark in the bar of soap. Please tell me I was not that wasted.
For once I'd like to have a Taco Sunday without having some random drunk chick flee my house half naked and in tears.
DRUNK CANOEING
Please text me if you survive.
LAND HO BITCH
But he's not just anonymous male genitalia anymore. I've met him, I've seen his face.
You were dancing with a coffee pot of rum in one hand and a joint in the other. So that should explain everything.
Hurry there's four guys dressed up as a bachelorette party, one has a condom veil and the rest are selling candy bouquets and asking if anyone wants to get laid for $5
Are you up yet? I really want to know if i tried sleeping in a field... i have the vaguest memory of trying to
Your argument isn't valid... just because I test the waters doesn't make me gay. Makes me versatile. And who doesn't love that!
On Wednesday I'm putting wine in a water bottle and crashing Margaret thatchers funeral
..puke & rally mid art final. HAPPY CINCO DE MAYO!
Compositionally, that's actually a really nice picture.
And your penis looks really nice too.
It was bad. U were calling my cat "kittiano" and playing her like a piano. Way too drunk my friend.
I'm noticing I drink less and do fewer lines when I do both together.
Now that's what I call smart money management.
Randomize
