dont worry your back hair reminds me of angel wings
we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
I just realized I'm not towing a trailer. I thought this whole drive home I was towing a trailer. Wow too high
He filled our room with little plastic cups of beer so the only way I could get out was by drinking them all.
the only way I will be happy is if my gallon spiderman bucket is full of either popcorn, nutella and peanut butter, or fried rice. CHOOSE WISELY.
I couldn't tell you were laughing too hard
Dude I thought I set my hair on fire. I wasn't laughing I was screaming.
Dude, she gave me a handski that literally felt like she was starting a lawn mower...
You fucked a stripper on your sisters friends blow up mattress. The least you could do is wash the sheets.
Then me, her, and her mom snorted tequila. The bartender was in shock.
State dependent memory. I just needed to feel my teeth. It was like a fog was lifted.
Well, at some point in her life every girl has to decide how much weird she's willing to tolerate for hot tall banker cock
Okay Im still jerking off but now with the Reality of Law School Looming In The Distance
My booty call is in the theater watching Deadpool right now. Never though comics would work against me.
As a paramedic, it's completely unacceptable to black out on a monday. I cant handle 3 dollar shot night.
He fucked me so hard my hair extensions fell out
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