The two bassists just totally made out. I NEED MENNA'S RIGHT now.
Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
he only lasted three minutes, so to spite him i stayed the night and slept in.
So bad night, ended up beating off to porn and eating Keebler elf cookies.... at the same time :-(
i didnt know what to say other then wrong hole.....after that the moment was ruined.
He came on my chest. Sat back and said "hey it sorta looks like lake michigan!" kill me now...
All of my current injuries can be related back to sex.
Who faxed a picture of their penis to the office printer?!
Quick question: how do I take a nice picture of my ass? I'm asking you because I figure with an ass like yours you're probably experienced.
I woke up and he was just feeling up my stomach. I felt like buddha and he was rubbing my belly for good luck. never again.
Discovery: bouncers seem to get really upset about fire
Well the good news is ill probably have my new boobs by the time he sees me naked
Apparently I took a selfie with fried chicken at 2 am....I'm still trying to figure out where I got the chicken. I thought I was making mac & cheese.
I dare you to find another dealer that delivers bud to your home along with deep fried vegan burritos
Ever had one of those went so hard last night you woke up at the foot of the bed naked wondering where your phone ended up?
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