I want to take things slow emotionally, but fast physically
it's not the walk of shame if you do it in cowboy boots.
Guys, right now i need a picture of a squirrel, preferably with one of you guys but not necessary.
marshmallow pipe was a success. so was melon pipe. come try it
I standby a snuggie being perfectly acceptable attire for drunkenly walking your dog at 5am. Our new neighbors did not seem to agree.
I think it's god's punishment for my behavior in Vegas . Lies were told. Angels were defiled. Pools were pissed in
i'm almost positive she was a dude but like it doesn't even matter
re read what you just said
She just asked to come over. She's either going to bring one of her dads guns and kill me or we're going to end up having insane lesbian sex.
I feel like one thing if I have going for me is that my bed looks like a nice place to have sex
Don't worry, I'm taking the best gay radar in the World, my sister's boobs. All guy who is not looking at them, it's fair play for us.
I vaguely remember losing my underwear to 2 chicks in a bathroom. That drunk.
Roomies told me I showed up to my house alone with no pants on and burrs in my hair... I live in the middle of the city
- I'm finally learning to be functional when I'm high. I feel like this is a milestone.
He dropped some cash when he got in my front seat upside down. And a hat. I'm keeping them as retribution for not remembering that he had sex with me once before. Although, if he didn't have his dick pierced, I wouldn't have remembered either.
R.I.P my virginity. TOD 12:37pm
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