I am at the gas station and there is a whole amish family here I'm not sure why the amish need gas but I think its worth investigating
she told me she was pregnant in a never have i ever game
you kept shouting how the only tree you would hump is an elm tree because they're under populated
I'm really proud of her, she waited until she was on tiled floor to start puking on the ground
he just kept saying "come on iron man, you can do this!" to himself the whole time..
He somehow managed to accomplish karate kicking a door down, cockblocking my friend in the room, and writing "tits" all over the house with a blue sharpie.
do you really not remember him getting up at like 4am with a leaf blower running through the house and telling people to "WAKE THE FUCK UPPP"
But the guy you're fucking should not be within ten pounds of your weight when you're five fucking feet tall and he's 6'2". That's all I'm saying.
I drew a giraffe.. But she did say that bumped that test up from a 39 to a 40. It's the little things.
He walked up to anal ring toss like he was going to win you a teddy bear
I'm hungry, horney and thirsty. Pick two you want to help out with.(please pick horney)
lesbians are really intense tho, she made me take her eye makeup off and told me she was going to eat me for breakfast
Unless your apology includes a 20 something with loose morals and a daddy complex, I'm am not interested
I remember yelling at him telling him that the strippers were "nice people."
1. Everyone on the 1st and 3rd floor heard you. 2. The 3rd floor vibrates when we have sex. 3. The 1st floor can hear the bed squeak.
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