This is how scared I get when I ride roller coasters. And how scared I was when I had to poop when I had herpes.
And when I look at him, I just want him to say "I love you" in between deep thrusts and hard grunts.
I'm going to let the use of the word "hella" slide considering I have sperm older than you.
i just wanna lock my vagina in a safe filled with bandaids and healthy things
The coffee from our coffee maker just hasn't tasted normal since we made Mac n cheese in it that one time....
I wonder what my nutrition professor is going to think when I have to put 21 keystone lights, a bottle of merlot wine, and 5 rum and cokes and 4 shots of tequila on my dietary analysis
Hey did where's my bong?
In the tree out back .... Top branch on the right
Should I bother to ask?
no you went to jail because you don't know how to whisper when offering a cop a blow job. I'm sure him having a chick partner didn't help.
FUCK BUDDYS DON'T HOLD HANDS. NO EXCEPTIONS.
He makes me want to shower. It must be love.
only i would grind with someone to harp music at a gay wedding
I did my patriotic duty. I woke up next to a veteran this morning.
It's like jay gatsby himself preordained that our genitals meet again.
DESTROY DICK DECEMBER\nTHE SUN SHINES ON THE THIRSTY
I have to stop at Sheetz to put my bra back on before I meet you hold on
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