i may or may not have been spotted by tourists while getting head in the vicinity of the jefferson memorial
Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
census says that i am hotter than the girl you just left with...sad for you
I am at The Loft in SoNo, and there are two girls within arms reach that are making out with each other AGGRESIVELY. Like I can see 100% of a boob
For future reference, this is Trevors little sisters phone now. Trevs number is 484 XXX XXXX. Great story tho
Our teacher totally just got outed in class by a speaker from some lesbian cooperative house
this stripper weighs a pound. I feel like I should tip her in food.
My face is bruised from laying on the concrete. NO MORE VODKA!
That's so unfortunate for him bc you can always find another penis, but he's stuck with it
Yeah Greg found him eating out of a tuna can with a pill cap
Also they do not have any come back to america, i miss my fuck buddy cards at Hallmark.
Well, my family didn't see me in my drunken super slut state at Summerfest, so there must be a God.
We fucked on a kid's slide, my vagina is singing praises of being used
I was jerking him off and in two seconds he went from "oh yeah that feels good" to "what day is Thanksgiving again?" and then back again. Like wtf.
My memory of last night is a delicious blur of tits, ass, and alcohol.
Unless your apology includes a 20 something with loose morals and a daddy complex, I'm am not interested
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