i permit you to call me
The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
so the guy behind me in court for my DUI hearing got a DUI on a lawnmower at 1AM...he is my new hero
If you borrow your friends real doll, should you wear a condom?
Just found a copy of intimate toy times in my mom's trash can...
Hands down the best time I've ever had barfing.
No matter how fun it seemed the night before you will always regret taking those pictures, you will always regret eating as much as you did, but you will never regret the great lengths you had to got to get those bruises.
i just identified you from a description of your pipe
tip of the day : never have sex with a full bladder. it WILL lead to complications and a very unhappy partner.
my whole body is tingling just thinking about the orgasm hes going to give me
Shark Week. Kick off begins Sunday. The drinking game has been upgraded to include jumping/breaching sharks and Jake's not allowed to bring the harpoon. Period.
im sober
you just pulled your sweatpants out of your bag and thanked them for being alive
You almost hooked up with 200lb woman in her mid-forties, because you were convinced she was adele. Your drinking problem is officially out of control.
Bro my mom is in for two days and you can't even hold back on the drinking she said as she left i hope he doesn't always pee his pants and he is sure popular with the girls wtf
I just sent a Slack that autocorrected tomorrow to gonorrhoea. Please note that Slack autocorrect isn’t very good.
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