you didnt say anything until i brought it up today. i guess i misjudged your maturity.
I guess I misjudged your gender.
Why can't we have signs that automatically flash on our foreheads that say not interested when gross ugly guys come around, like those glasses that get dark when the sun comes out?
I either just heard my neighbors having sex or she really agreed with whatever he was talking about.
Gay walks of shame are so much more Amy Winehouse than straight girls
You sprayed lemon pledge on your crotch because it was "dusty"
She looked like a pterodactyl.....but dude i love dinosaurs
Went to the elf storage building to help him get his old dresser. Found his brother's stash in the drawer and ended up passed out w him on the mattress in there instead.
10/10 dentists agree that he is one bangable mother fucker. hint: i am all of these dentists.
I have never paid for drugs and I'm sure not going to start today especially on a holiday
My penis has like 3 people bidding on it
Might call you tomorrow on a drunken hate filled rant, or just a normal hate filled rant, either way be ready.
Well I finally got to say all the things I wanted to say. Including telling him he looks like a naked mole rat
How drunk are you?
Completed.
Thanks for leaving me with drunk gabby
Hahahaha why what's happening?
She's sending me morse code through the wall....typical
can we do this tomorrow? ...i accidently got high.
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