: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
So she stayed over last night and slept walked in to my moms room where she used the bathroom and then proceeded to get in bed with my moms naked boyfriend. So yeah, at least now my family got to meet her.
He said we were driving the golf cart through the woods screaming 'iceroad truckers' for four hours in the dark
The night ended with a lot of tears and everyone singing along to Willenium
She loves me even though she knows all Ive done. Shes kind of like jesus.
Places you have drunkenly threatened to piss: my bed, my bros bed, my moms bed, my bros wedding
You do realize that we got a stripper to do the YMCA for us on the main stage... Right?
nothing says 'im willing to leave my comfort zone for you' like letting you choke me during sex
RIGHT?!?! I'M ACTUALLY UPSET I DON'T GET TO MAKE THE 2.3 MILE TREK TO SUCK HIS COCK, yes I google earthed it.
and after i failed the breathalyzer i said to the cop "i've never been very good at tests"....
Should we start at nine like normal people or now like alcoholics?
it was either a cry for help or you were gargling vodka. we didnt care either way.
We're high and this subject came up and I'd like a female opinion: if you were a dude, what would you do if a girl tried to give you a foot job?
It's gay pride, I'm in my EMT uniform getting more girls than your straight ass ever will..
Oh, did your mom say anything else about my butt?
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