I got a bikini wax for the first time today and I think I now understand feminism.
He woke me up for a 10am bootycall. he was already drunk when he got here and when we were fucking, bagpipes started playing amazing grace outside of my window!! I love Boston on st. Patties day!!
I'm gonna try Jim's breakup remedy this weekend.
Is that the one where you drink 3 cases of beer and rewatch as much WWE RAW as you can find? Or the one where you hookup with fatties on Craigslist?
A guy was over-the-skirt fingering me on the dance floor and I stopped him to sensually rap in his ear. So that was my Halloweekend
I didn't even know this guy existed until he'd had his hands down my pants, so I just went with it.
I don't want to get pregnant doggy style. That's sad.
Your cousin just directly asked you for nudes
I feel like I shouldn't be encouraging my friends to hook up with their teachers.....but if it's for academic reasons....then I definitely encourage it.
I feel like my life just hangs in the balance of "Yeah I'm probably not doing this right"
What're you gonna do with the rest of your night?
Probably watching cooking videos and fantasizing about pie
He's got the good dick trifecta - flip phone, works outside, bed with no headboard.
I came home in someone else's underwear this morning
Atleast you got a souvenir
He makes me want to cheat on my other 3 boyfriends..
I'm sorry for peeing on you last night. Will cookies make up for it?
I didn't know it was possible and I don't know if I'll ever be able to do it again on my own but he literally fuck me sideways.
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