I really wanna talk..
if by talk you mean have nasty makeup sex involving marshmellow fluff.. I'm down
note to self: an IV pole is no substitute for a stripper pole. Written it on my ankle cast.
he told me my vagina was like a beautiful piece of salami
going to a night class in lingerie so i can quickly go to his house after.
I've reached too hung over to move status will you bring me something to drink?
I moved out 2 weeks ago remember?
Can you ship it to me then?
I hear sloppy seconds go great with fried rice
Any formal decision about whether we're planning to objectify naked women with daddy issues tonight?
You should make us a hot pocket to split while I go throw up.
The ONLY place I sext is in my anatomy class. It's an amped up level of playing doctor.
No. DON'T DO IT. Friends don't let friends fuck clowns.
Just leave a note saying "riding dick see you in the mornig"
You have to get it done early. Like a dick drive by. Hit it and run.
oh i see... well this is a positive first step in you courting him for sex.
It’s easy for me to be professional, the tough part is finding the perfect amount of bitchy undertone
he passed out in the backyard and we used christmas lights as extension cords for the clippers to shave his head.
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