pube in her braces AGAIN. barely kept a straight face.
whos cum tastes better, a guy who drinks apple juice or cranberry juice?
Look on the bright side, you can mark 'beastiality' off your bucket list
Can an epipen be used as a tranquilizer ?
i ordered 6 shots "to go" what did you think was going to happen!
We can Fuck in the shower to save time
And this is why I like you. You're so damn innovative.
I apparently made a "health and fitness" subcatagory called "drugs" on mint at some point. I used it to catagorize all of my nyc atm withdrawls for $60 haha
He said it was fake. Like really? Hey baby, I wanna sleep with you, so here's a picture of a fake tiny dick
I hate that we are older than the real world people now
I can get stoned and we can bake and then I can eat 70% of it and it will be awesome
So your contact has been changed to "jizz weave" in my phone. Now, as strange and random as that may be, I'm slightly embarrassed to say that I have more than one contact that fits that description so please identify yourself.
If anybody had to puke on my shoes, I'm glad it was you.
Better not shit yourself at the gym.
That chick keeps sending eggplant emojis
Welcome to dating in the digital age. Better catch up now that you’re divorced
and eggplant is code for penis. It means she’s DTF. Go get her tiger!!!
It actually wasn't the first time that a guy I just met ate me out in the back seat of his car in a starbucks parking lot in the middle of the day.
Randomize
