it was frightening. in my opinion the only thing that should resemble a vagina is a vagina.
He asked if he could fuck me while on chat roulette.
not exactly restoring sanity, but he is throwing up on the national mall right now
Last thing I remember is Dusty riding the bikes we "borrowed" from the hotel through the CVS while the rest of us picked up the girls who were laughing at him
Have you resumed life with the rest of the world yet or are you still huddled in the fetal position while wearing compression gear?
That makes the second boyfriend of hers that I've fucked. I'm gonna start keeping an eye on every guy she even speaks to. Girl is my sexual rabbit's foot.
The last thing I remember is teaching our waffle house waitress to do the stanky leg and promising the grill cook we would come see him at his other job.
It was like die hard. Except with more penises.
Well he can play the xylophone with his erect cock... So he's got that going for him
All in all only spent $2 at the bar ln... Fucking love having a vagina
When I say "is it a bad idea to do Mollie before an 8hr shift tomorrow?" I dont want to hear the truth I want to hear you encouraging my bad decisions
I can't handle more than one dick at once. I become crazy. It's hard to be mellow and free spirited and polygamous at the same time.
I just used a bag of jelly beans as an arm weight...I'm not sure what to think of myself
Had a dick customer and the words "eat my ass" slipped out. He proceeded to lick his lips and say present it. I think it's time I quit.
I bonged champagne. And did keg stands. What in the actual fuck am I doing with my life?
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