And mexicans. My burrito likes you.
I have said "that's the wrong hole" for the last time.
I think my emotional moodswings have reached a new low. I cried for the entire duration of changing my tampon.
Turn sideways at McDonald's = actual directions to a winery
At what point did I decide it would be a good idea to fill my contact case with vodka
I wanna dance tonight. i just wanna grind my ass in some man's dick.
i find it sad that i can no longer sit in the back of class for fear that someone will fart into the heater again.
words of advice: black light parties reveal cum stained clothing.
I know everytime I get my paycheck I'm like "I should probably renew my gym membership" and then I just buy more alcohol
idk man, i just want to be a bad influence for future generations
Random question: Have you ever woken up and were suprised to not have a penis?
You don't know how skeptical I was about letting a guy with braces go down on me
So that prostitue I banged at Steve's bachelor party just texted and invited me to a BBQ at her parents. Never again doubt the power of the cock piercing.
He puked in the middle of it and I still wasn't disappointed.
Do u ever find yourself high af, watching American ninja warrior and crying at the athletes stories?
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