Wanna demo a makeout? Check box yes or no. Or maybe. Okay bye.
seems the shocker is way more shocking if u get the fingers wrong
Dude I'm telling you, conditioner is the best for jerking it in the shower. It feels great and afterwards everything is all smooth
I asked what she wanted from Hawaii. She said a baby like Aaden from JK 8.
where am I supposed to find one of those?
She threw up on me during morning sex and now Im pretty sure I just saw a woman die at 7-eleven. This is way too much for a Monday morning
in respone to your voicemail you left me on saturday, yes i had gone to bed and no i was not still drinking at 5am
My mom would probably be ok with my lifestyle as long as she doesn't see that photo of me doing bong rips in a Jesus costume.
if you need to find her look her up on www.imastupidslut.org
.org?
yeah. they're non profit. helps them sleep at night.
Sitting on an airplane reeking of booze, sex and shame while surrounded by families coming home from Disney. This is not one of my finer moments.
wait, how does the 20 year old one night stand pregnant girl have a superiority complex?
We are going to need a water proof camera with a flash....exit routes....lots of booze.....and a tutu for good measure
I kept resisting the urge to yell "2 for 2!" so they could hear me on the other side of the wall.
I took my makeup off with mouthwash. Seemed like a good idea. It worked.
You just kinda wondered into the street and started screaming at dogs and small children...
After he finished, he fell on the floor and whispered "finally satisfied"
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