dats a huuuuuge bitch!
who is this????
shaved balls and baby powder=awesome
I'm almost 25, which means I can ride with girls that have permits
I just snuked. Sneezed and puked
Sorry, can't come over. I have to spend time with my niece. Her Dad ignores her and I don't want her to have male attention issues like you.
remember the used condom we threw behind my bed? my mom found it and is accusing me and making a big deal out of it,
Haha! You pissed me off, so I actually told her to go look behind your bed. Good thing I moved to Nevada, so your dad can't kick my ass. Good luck bitch.
Good news.. I found out what I did Saturday night. Bad news... I found out what I did Saturday night.
you probably have like 11 voicemails from us, one is us singing my heart will go on while were fucking
there seems to be a considerable amount of hair missing from my left hand. i may have lit it on fire again
Woke up this morning with a junior police officer sticker over my nipple this morning.
trust me. coming from a bonafide dirtbag, this dude is up to shady shit
It's like my uterus needs a hug... and anti depressants
dude kate found out i cheated and busted in while i was taking a shit. I was cornered, nothing i could do
so drinking tonight?
Be there in 15
Dude I just woke up naked on the floor with my dick in a boot. Legit in a fucking boot. I also have no idea where I am.
like, there were so many other better not terrible choices you could have made, so i'm honestly baffled that you managed to fuck up that bad
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