no really all good couples have similar hair colors!
like semen in my mouth is absolutely disgusting but i'd still like to experience it
Let's face it. We both have sexy parts. Why not have them touch?!
My mom said "I don't want to fund your drug problem" so she gave me a gift card to the book store. I now have a 420 page book on growing weed.
let's just say if he has a penis and he hypothetically needs to put it somewhere... i would take care of that for him.
Can't decide which I like more. Telling a girl she's pregnant or telling her she has herpes. It's the little things that make medicine tolerable.
I suggest absurd amounts of masturbation this weekend to build up the necessary calluses
The last thing I remember is crying and shaking my head as she was putting salt on my hand. I guess I took the shot
I lost my bar virginty and made out with a dwarf. It was a good night
That was awkward , having sex with her while her husband watched via Skype. I'm a porn star or a target. Idk
There was pot, but there are no Doritos, no Funyons, no Oreos.
Send help.
I need you to teach me how to be roommates with somebody I'm not fucking.
Had a rough day but my boyfriend made that all better by going down on me while letting me watch Top Gear... I'm buying the engagement ring tomorrow
Hammered...8am...why is there chickens in the living room?
I was watchin a porno and I sware I saw that dude at the bar at applebees the other night
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