I ate one of your animal crackers. just one. ok four. but no frosting. ok frosting.
I'll be honest, not actually surprised to find half a Big Mac box and bits of broken security glass by the sofa.
$5 long island pitchers = roommate pissing on his laptop at 3am.
I'm also glad were at the point in our friendship where my vagina talking to you isn't weird
Handcuffs are allowed in carry on luggage :) just checked
Netflix keeps asking me if I'm still watching just because I've been sitting here all afternoon...why do I feel like my tv is judging my life choices?
Nothing says "single girl" quite like Pinot Grigio and canned ravioli at 11:30 pm....
She stopped me mid sex to ask if she could finish my ramen, I've found the one.
I will most likely miss you the least and fondly remember you as Mr. "I need a minute" but really need 24 hours and 4 extra inches.
I think i got my first booty call. it was like she came to my house. sex. leave.
Congratulations. Welcome to the wonderful world of quick dirty secret sexy time.
thanks... i think. haha
I just tried to snap you a picture of the CVS where we decided not to become parents.
Apparently I told him the people made me order taco bell I didn't even want it. And then proceeded to turn off all the lights and sit at the kitchen table in the dark and told him not to look at me.
Well, I have no idea where my underwear is, so yea I would say it was a good weekend.
you were making out with a girl because you told her you were part of Nsync
thanks for the bj man. also make sure you close the gate behind you. the chickens are out.
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