as we were driving back from the frat house he pulled down his pants and convinced me his penis "wanted some air"
im gonna make a bucket list just so i can cross off "underwater blowjob"
drunken yoga. on the beach. senior week. you have been chosen <3
just peed in rthe mens room but seranaeded them with adelle the whole timee so they didnt mind
It's like god touched my soul and said 'you will be great in bed'
hes duct taped to the wall and we're throwing eggs at him. i love thirsty thursday.
I am drunk please bring Taco Bell and sex
Never mind I found pizza just bring sex
A good drinking club with a running problem, improves endurance in both I have observed this evening.
2 for 1 beer results in multiples of 2 so what should be a beer or two becomes 4 or 6. But running, alleviates the need for a DD.
This is what happens when you leave: I get all vulnerable and I make out with the cowboy to shut him up about Jesus.
My guy issues hinge on tonight's game. Caps win, it's Dustin. Rangers win, Josh. I even flipped a coin to see who got what team
Chipotle farts are not good for seducing boys.
Hold on...did you Instagram a picture of you and your boyfriend while you were sending me dirty snapchats?
Its a good night when you get to makeout with a cowboy
skipped tacos for a blowjob. No tacos. No blowjob. More importantly...no tacos. Wtf?
How much weed can I reasonably smoke now if I have to leave for work in a bit over an hour
Randomize
