Why. Ill be the rabbit if ull be the carrot.
I can't get into him, he looks really young. I'd feel like I was blowing the Gerber baby.
I went to moterboat her and I started laughing, so I just kinda blew on them... I think I'm gona call that move the sailboat.
i turned job hunting into a drinking game..
i'd date him for the sole reason that he thanks me after giving him head
Not even close. I woke up in the bed of Codys truck. Wrapped up in a sleeping bed, using a stuffed alligator as a pillow. And Alex was laying naked beside me. Not to mention I wasn't wearing the clothes I got there in.
No. Do you know how much this carpet cost? If she comes over, you put down towels this time. i'm so not kidding.
We sold so many girl scout cookies when we were little. What went wrong?
His hands kept asking for sex, but all I could think was "dude, this is going to ruin my high".
My cousin is passed out in my room, so I just masturbated in my walk-in closet. Apparently I get off on danger. Make note of that.
Just passed the animal clinic parking lot I had to pull over to puke in during welcome week. I can almost hear the dogs barking at my shame again.
i was so unappreciative the bar was giving out sweatbands UNTIL I casually used it during sex.
That dick was not the dick of a twenty year old
I woke up completely naked in a mint condition 71 chevelle in someones garage. What.
Was last night real life? Like did you really light your hair on fire
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