I cant find my shoes, my wallet, or my keys, but i know where your sister is.
Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
She challenged me to a game of rock-paper-scissors for her virginity. I love this girl.
its my first week of college and i have a UTI
not easy being a whore now is it
Also, just saw a kid in a gorilla costume being questioned by a boardwalk cop. I love ocean city.
JAMES WASHOMGTON STATE ATTACKED US
WE'RE FYCKED UL HARDCORW
THE REISLING ATRACEX US
he told me not to treat him like a child and then started peeing off the trampoline
She was kinda cute. So long as you don't mind neck tattoos and bad life choices.
But he buys me breakfast and goes down on me THATS HARD TO FIND
WE'RE FINALLY ADMITTING THAT WE DESPERATELY WANT TO SCREW EACH OTHER. THIS IS WHAT PROGRESS FEELS
My eczema on my back is flaring up so he rubbed coconut oil on it while we were boning down. If that's not a picture of 8 years married I dunno what is.
I saw a spider on my bed and my first reaction was to throw my weed bag to safety
You cant use biscuit as a chaser
I'm sorry about the fire. I was too fucked up to do science, apparently.
He went down on me for like 30 min and honestly half the time I thought about those videos where people can smash watermelons with their legs and I just wanted to do that to his skull
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