Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
Sometimes I get depressed that my son is too young to understand how hot his babysitter is.
just got cropdusted by the delivery guy...this was not in my job description.
If I could pick any std, I would pick genital herpes. Seriously. Have you seen the commercials? The lady is riding a fucking bike, swimming, and on a date. I have a perfectly fine vag and all I do is go to the library.
The more my room-mate speaks, the more I notice that she was home schooled.
He just left me a message saying he left the rest of the weed for me. Did i just get paid for sex? And if yes did i just get paid in drugs?
it's great music for shaving your balls
Chances are I'll be there for your wedding. Camelbaks filled with jack and coke are appropriate attire, right?
mom just made me 'sorry-you-have-hpv-pancakes'
Right but I don't wanna waste the whole weekend not having sex when we could be having sex
We were hunting our best friend with a BB gun in the backyard. I'd say the vaporizer was a worthy investment at this point.
I'm just trying to win a butt plug dude
Having sex with my girlfriend wearing my old Tom Brady jersey on the day he's freed is the closest I'll come to a 3way with Tom
I got a message the other day that just said “great tits”
A gentleman AND a scholar
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