did you fuck him yet?
hahaha who do you think your talking to.. a nun?
I just heard someone say "gosh-darnit" and they didn't have a southern twang. I worry for New York.
i woke up to him dangling his cock in front of my face
Wanna go watch Transformers and scream "AMERICA!"? I need a no thought activity
You act like pregaming preseason hockey is a crime. Come on man, get fucked up and watch pucks. It rhymes so well it has to go together. DOS EQUIS Y DEVILS!
I'm by the dj to the left. Come get me now this girl is talking about baby names and I dnt even no hers
I can't see you
I'm the only one that's wearing a tarzan outfit get your ass over here you douche
If you ever bitch out on 72oz margarita night again, this friendship is over
you are going to have to live with the consequences, i'm going to fuck your sister
I will also take that commission in the form of weed. Pass that on to the asst. manager.
Check having sex on the rocks and dirt on the peak of saddleback mountain off my list.
I felt like a god.
Apparently that big girl from last night tried to take me upstairs when I was blacked out and all I did was grab Qs arm and whisper 'don't let her take me'
He pulled over in the Compass Bank parking lot so I could dry-heave, but I decided I couldn't vomit there because "I bank here."
I'm hungry, horney and thirsty. Pick two you want to help out with.(please pick horney)
Do not ever chug tabasco sauce.
She picked a quarter off the floor, kissed it "for luck" and won the $20,000 jackpot. She bought dinner and stayed sober to drive us home. This is a typical example of a visit with my sister.
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