On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
If Jimminey Cricket were here with me he would be so disappointed.
if another girl says "im usually cleaner down there" I'm just going to shoot myself
I think the universe is against us being together. Or maybe it's just god's way of telling me there is a bigger dick out there for me.
Still can't decide which I'm more disappointed about: the blow job I gave him or the donuts I ate after.
I really don't think you should have 'baptized' your tattoo in vodka the same night you got it.
She has an inverted nipple. She told to play with the normal one until the other one pops up.
Dude, she gave me a handski that literally felt like she was starting a lawn mower...
I woke up to you singing What Makes You Beautiful and trying to blend an avocado with vodka.
He is like a dragon that makes me want to spread my butt cheeks, so he can fill me with hot fire.
He's on the floor in just a Burberry tie. All my girl parts just tapped out.
It was like in the Christmas carol when the guy pulls his robe back and 2 small children appear... except this time it was a massive scrotum
if anyone knows where my shirt is please let me know and if you know why I don't have my own shirt please also let me know. also do any of you know why I'm missing a bra wire?
Someone left a middle school yearbook here. I recognized one kid from banging his mom last year.
My inner 10 year old alcoholic is intrigued.
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