It's a miracle Ok Typing texts toYou right now
I looooooove Saturdays!!!!!!!
I am absolutely hammered
he told me i looked like an animal then proceeded to kiss me
Is there a "Plan B" app for my iphone?
I'm buying a chandelier at walmart. WHO'S CLASSY NOW, BITCHES.
Drinking mikes hard & watching the swan princess. i fucking LOVE college
i saw a stretcher and literally ran around for 10 minutes telling people it wasnt for me
Yes i believe i did use that word. It culminated in a man wearing a corset thigh highs and stripper shoes. All mine btw.
I have a ginormous moral hangover. Strip club blues.
apparently you can't crawl through the drive-thru window
idk wtf was in that bud but I was talking to my dead dog last night bro holy shit
Life is when you're laying naked in bed, eating Double Stuff Oreos with your boyfriend, blazed as fuck. Happy 4/20.
There something liberating about walking through the dorm hallways without pants on.
It's slightly odd going to a booty call during morning rush hour with everyone else going to work.
What do you want. Tryin to service my husband like the good wife that I am. It is bj Tuesday
Tinder has really served to stimulate the number of sex related demons summonings.
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