as for my dating sex life, no more regret sticks. Only pride wands from now on.
I turned down free cocaine. I both respect and regret and that decision.
Disgusting. If I saw her naked my dick would pack up his balls and leave.
I can see why you broke up with her now... it was like having sex with a corpse.
I made out with Jen. We were naked. I'm still gay. Forever
Well some days you just have to get blackout drunk and try to speak Spanish to French Canadian strangers
I'm gonna go out on a limb and say it had something to do with pool sex.
he's just a really huge penis that sells weed
We passed out in his car so I had to find a way to inconspiciously make my walk of shame back inside to go get my shit. To make things more difficult I had no pants and the whole neighborhood was awake
It was everywhere. My dick was a sprinkler of lost future children.
How's dinner? Come here? You can bring your boyfriend if you're ok leaving without him
Pretty sure I just noped a member of the Canadian women's hockey team on Tinder.
No more chicken and waffles served by drag queens at 2 AM. :(
My one night stand from last weekend is now taking me on a date this weekend. How is this my life?
Do dollar stores sell vibrators?
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