i'm going to rape that little man
omg not your brother
16 and pregnant actually makes me really happy that i'm gay
I just saw a commercial for "tickle me elmo hands" and I am almost 100 percent sure that at the end elmo said "yeaaaaa boooyyyyyy"
just smoked a blunt while listening to nsync. i now know what my childhood was missing.
i finally found my car by the hideout. it was parked in an employee only parking space with a torn up piece of paper in the back window with the word employee scribbled on it.
Man, only now that I'm single is it painfully obvious that I have zero booty calls in waiting. This could be a cold winter
Winning pick four numbers were just 6969... if I were 18 I could've won 20,000 dollars.
I didn't realize how trashy of a night we had.
Welllll, you did eat a cherry out of my pussy. So I think that classes it up a little.
I'm not drinking with you for AT LEAST a day
GUESS WHO STILL HAS BOTH NIPPLES!
You have set the bar insurmountably high with apple pie and buttsex.
They offered me pot brownies in 7 minutes flat. Imagine my horror when I had to be like, are those gluten free?
I think I found my saving grace in the form of a beard at the bar.
Still drunk. lying on the floor just rubbing my cats nipples
I am getting off work an hour early just to watch you drink. Never let it be said that I don't love you.
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