Good. I was naked most of the night. But sometimes I would wear my tux vest...But only my tux vest. It was classy
so he tried to quietly tell me my Tampon String was hanging out in front of his family but i didn't hear him so he yelled it
I had a dream that chipotle was out of burritos... Was more like a nightmare.. Gotta go make sure it wasn't real now
On a scale of one to trashy, how is this: Got drunk, gave a guy a hand job. In the middle of the bar
I think you broke the trashy scale
Just so you know, coffee creamer+water does not = milk.
His roommate just snorted a line of Smirnoff off the desk. I could really fit in here.
I got the number from the girl at uhaul even after she saw me throw up all over the parking lot with a 6 pack in my hands.
Just woke up to the best idea ever. Vodka infused BUTTER. Take a second, and think of the possibilities.
She literally just cut half her hair off because she's tired of asking someone to hold it back when shes drunk and puking.
Just getting in the shower.... found a "great job" sticker stuck to my boob.
So how was your night?
If my sophomore year were to be made into a novel, it would be titled "dances with salvia"
Haha its fine we ask know it. He's still cool thought
Focus on the keyboard man. Focusssss
it's ok, no one ever died fom being sticky.
i've gotta research that and get back to you.
Not bad. Ran into Carlo. He shared a story about a sailor who got gonorrhea in his eye. It made me feel better about myself.
Apparently the guy with the moaning gf that lives above us is in my DES class... AWKWARD
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