So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
i have a strong urge to join the asians in the park doing tai chi. I think im still high .
i cant believe u jumped in someones trunk just to get out of talking to me
oh fat girl friday strikes again...
Dude i just want you to know that when i found you half your mustache was already gone. I didn't do it.
The frequency that you give me blue balls couldn't be healthy.
I just got a mental picture of us having sex in a trash can.
I have Retrograde Ejaculation as a side effect from one of my meds. Is this a respectable form of birth control?
HEY. That drawer full of booze in my dorm room also has aspirin and Tums in it. So don't tell me I don't care about health.
Lets just say I tried to pinky promise the cop... So I was fucked up.
apparently when she asked me how drunk I was on a scale of 1-10, I answered "bitch I'm fabulous" and tried to do a sassy hairflip. but I have short hair.
I am drunk at 8am listening to Cyndi Lauper and dressed up in a penguin suit
He just went to a job interview a sharpie moustache drawn on his face..
on a scale from 1 to "can't put a toothbrush in your mouth without gagging" how hungover are you?
I don't want to go to sleep. I like partying with myself.
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