Do ugly people know they are ugly?
The quiet ones do.
if three guys were standing in front of you and they differed only in the hairiness of the groin who would you choose: smooth as a baby's bottom, the grass lands or the amazon jungle?
i think you're getting too neurotic about why she won't touch you.
Life after highschool has not been kind to her. She looked fatter than Luke Wilson's face in those AT&T commercials.
So my boyfriend is on his way over and there is no time to wash the sheets from when I had his roommate over earlier. Put them in the dryer with a damp bounce sheet. Win?
This is a whole new level of slut for you....do they smell ok?
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
And "sexual slave/chef" was as it turns out not a real career choice...
Well no need to be a stranger, even if you aren't interested in joining my bisexual polygamist marriage. New city, new friends.
Were at her birthday dinner and her dad keeps buying me shots saying when I was your age I fucked the shit outta girls
Hahahahahaha remind him your dating his daughter
And the clouds opened up and the sex gods said I hate you alfalfa
maybe volvos are so family friendly and safe because they're extremely uncomfortable to get fucked on.
She's popping painkillers like they're tic tacs and singing the soundtrack to dreamgirls. It's you're turn to babysit her.
When they send me to rehab, I'm screaming your name down the halls.
There is a car windscreen wiper in my handbag... Not my car's, not ok.
I'm just gonna ride this ego train to sex town
Don’t be alarmed my pee bowl is in your shower
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