Don't threaten to terrorize my ass hole unless you have to wherewithal to back it up
Apparently the last thing they remember of me was me stumbing into a bathroom, then falling out 5 minutes later clutching a butter knife repeating "ketamine goes in my face hole"
In an unknown location. With a giant marshmallow stuck to my back. Hello breakfast.
No, its ok. Im playing strip pretty pretty princess im currently dueling for the crown
I saw you sitting on top of my car trying to row back home... Did you make it?
Just got convinced to trip sit for a pack of cigarettes and a burrito. Let the games begin
He is currently tell his hat to go free. Like he has it sitting on the table just waiting for it to take off. When he's not looking I'm gonna throw it off the balcony and tell him it's flying
I just commented on the education level of his penis.
Mark just took 50mg Viagra. Tonight should be interesting for the neighbors.
It was like coming out my mothers vagina again in slow motion
my entire left arm went numb
you need to get that checked to make sure you're not wired to have strokes instead of orgasms
I was so ripped I had a natty light box over my head carrying a spray bottle out in the streets trying to give car washes.
He got in a shopping cart outside of home depot and insisted we push him down a flight of stairs. For science.
Are we going to go home and do it or do I have time to eat my nachos bell grande first?
I woke up in a limo in long Island, Ny this morning. Talk about a black out
BUT YOU GOTTA TASTE THE RAINBOW!!
That's what Skittles are for!
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