he made me stop in the middle of the blowjob to turn the tv towrds him. i then proceeded when he stopped me again to get him the remote. fuck me.
Just mixed Baileys and yoohoo. I feel like an alchoholic 2nd grader.
he wanted to have me eat skittles off of his body. he mad gay sex even gayer.
I can't believe i facilitated a beer for sweater vest deal last night...
False alarm it was margarita mix all over my hands not blood
I'm not sure what happened. But I must have won because I obviously stole two full pitchers of beer from the bar and taped a note on them saying "your welcome"
no dude free pina colada`s taste like what I would expect my penis to taste like except gay-er.
I don't save the phone numbers of guys I don't like. That way it's a surprise when a random number texts me and tells me I have great tits.
I bet Billy Ray Cyrus wishes he had pulled out now....
He bought the 12 pack of condoms. I take that as a sign of serious commitment.
Can we just get drunk and watch the Birdcage please I have no tolerance for straight men today
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
I am getting off work an hour early just to watch you drink. Never let it be said that I don't love you.
My younger brother asked me "to stop fucking his girlfriends older sisters"
as i was trying not to drunkingly fall off her toliet, i noticed her socks laying there. i quickly grabbed them, ran upstairs, and excitingly asked her if she had gotten them at sams club. she replied with, "...those are your socks."
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