When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
My dad just passed me a joint.. this is a turning point in my life.
my way of studying for our final tomorrow: registering online to retake the class in the fall
Woke up on the floor holding a sandwich. Shots. Never again.
"Guy Time" translaed into 10 shots apiece and me waking up covered in my own blood.
there's just a random girl here singing about how much she loves fiber
party gras won. party gras always wins.
Im pretty sure you told the waiter at Dennys last night to take your pants off or show a nipple.
is it weird that I didn't think he was hot last night when I was making out with him but right now I'm Facebook stalking him and think he's really attractive??
your beer goggles are on backwards.
Saved a second guy who was crying/on the verge of wigging out. Just call me the drug whisperer.
I lost my bra at his grandma's house so there's that.
I woke up with my shoes still on and my pants around my ankles cause I couldn't get them over my shoes
He asked me to come stay with him so he could "see that ass and watch Harry Potter."
I apologize for there being a shopping cart in the living room. I don't know how why or where i got it.
Pretty sure I got at least one girl to question her sexuality at the Christmas party last night
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